season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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