the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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