Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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