even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This is the high leading the old right now
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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