I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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