I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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