Do you still have your period?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The adults are the big ones right?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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