covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
wow bdsm is so cute
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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