went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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