You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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