office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
now i know why i became what i already was.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
