That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
