Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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