it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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