Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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