my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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