So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My breasts were aching with rage.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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