Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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