Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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