Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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