you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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