I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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