You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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