Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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