3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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