I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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