question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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