Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
And then he peed in my hair
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