I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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