Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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