youre lurking in front of me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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