no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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