i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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