when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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