She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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