I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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