I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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