i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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