where does the pee come out of this thing
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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