oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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