i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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