Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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