I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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