well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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