i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You may now shotgun with the bride
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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