I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
farters have to be the big spoon...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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