When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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