Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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