i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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