i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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